Thursday, March 26, 2009

and again....

the other day i told you the tale of Poorly Educated Dumb Fuck. well, tonight, THEY CALLED BACK!

i got all excited as i grabbed a piece of paper and a pen as i was going to be the uber-friendly person to see just how much information i got get out of them.

and dammit, wouldn't you know. i couldn't get more than a SINGLE question out.

Another Poorly Educated Dumb Fuck: Hello? This is client services.

me: {uber-chipper mode} HI! What company is this? {/uber-chipper mode}

Another Poorly Educated Dumb Fuck: *CLICK*

me: {rejected & dejected mode} dammit {/rejected & dejected mode}

part of me is pleased that i managed to get Another Poorly Educated Dumb Fuck off the phone with a single question (an improvement over last time where i repeated the same question, technically a single question, but it took two pitches). but part of me was looking forward to stringing Another Poorly Educated Dumb Fuck along. i guess i'll have to take the concerned and frightened tact next time.


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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

you IDIOTS

this morning NRP had a quick blurb on how 3 families from MA were heading to new york today to ask a judge to declassify documents related to the security at logan airport on 9/11, but the government is citing national security (blanket) as why they don't want to. any time that i hear someone blaming security at logan airport relating to 9/11, i get annoyed.

first, like many people, especially in the northeast, the events of 9/11 affected me deeply. but when details started coming out about how the events unfolded, everyone seems to forget one SIGNIFICANT detail. not all of the fucktards who were responsible for flying the planes into the towers started their day in boston.

at least 2 of the fucktards flew out of the airport in portland maine. they took a commuter flight from portland to boston. they then met up with the other fucktards who parked a car at logan airport and then boarded one of the two flights that ultimately took the towers down.

has it ever occured to ANYONE (aside from me thus prompting my annoyance) that the two fucktards who started in PORTLAND were the ones who carried the box cutters through security? the airport in portland is a small airport compared to logan, and the footage of the fucktards walking through security is everywhere. they BREEZED through security at a SMALL airport.

now, assuming that they breezed through security in portland, carrying the box cutters, they boarded their flight which landed in boston. when you are flying a multi-airport flight, once you have landed at the next airport (in this case logan), you DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH SECURITY. the assumption is that you were screened at your originating airport and anything questionable would have been stopped there.

THEREFORE, the fucktards originating in portland, breezing through security, carrying box cutters NEVER WENT THROUGH SECURITY IN BOSTON. how is this a failure of security at logan? based on my own experiences flying before the events of 9/11, security in logan was MUCH more restrictive than it was when i flew out of an airport that is probably comparible in size to portland. and do you know what? i've carried a leatherman type multitool on my belt for years. and i ALWAYS carried it through security when flying. i never packed it, even when i flew to and from ENGLAND.

and guess what? when i flew to atlanta on 9/9 (two days before the events of 9/11), i carried my leatherman through security at logan airport and they didn't say anything. as i had in the past, i took it out, placed it in the little plastic basket to be x-rayed, stepped through the metal detectors, retrieved my bag and plastic basket which contained my leatherman and headed towards the gate to wait for my flight.

i have done this in boston, new york, atlanta, chicago, washington DC, newburgh, memphis, charleston, albany, syracuse, manchester and london. and the only time i was stopped was when i had it in my backpack (not on my hip) flying out of london. and the security officer there took one look at it and handed it back to me without batting an eye.

so these three families want to blame security at logan? the problem isn't with the security arrangement at logan on the 11th, it was how security at ALL airports was handled (which is why i think the government is crying national security). they didn't have orders to prevent knives and sharp objects though security. they only stopped people who were carrying something that was larger than a pocket knife or illegal. and do you want to know something else? prior to 9/11, i have also breezed through security with a box cutter. no one every said anything to me about it. so even if the fucktards who flew to boston from portland didn't carry the box cutters through security, the fucktards in boston could have carried them through security without much difficulty (which is what i'm sure these families believe and why they have their panties in a twist).

i'm sorry you lost family members on 9/11. but you need to understand that the fucktards who orchestrated this took advantage of security at multiple airports. they preyed on the fact that airport security wouldn't question knives over a designated size and used that to their advantage.

what did we learn? a lot. i no longer fly with my leatherman (checked or otherwise). and if there is a chance i won't be checking anything, i won't even bring a pocket knife, even my little swiss army knife. going through security now is a pain in the ass, and i understand that. but the security measures that were implemented as a result of 9/11 should have been in place years prior. but look at where the airline industry was in 2001, where it was when it was regulated, what changed when it was de-regulated. taking all of this into account, security may have been relaxed in an attempt to encourage people to fly. no one likes going through security, and i'm sure a percentage of people would cite that as a reason for not flying. but if security is a breeze to get through, then why not fly?

in the end, it doesn't change anything. on 9/11, the fucktards struck a blow that affected us all. you lost family members. you aren't the only ones who lost family members. thousands of people were directly affected by the events, so what makes your claim any better than anyone elses? what do you want the government to say? they fucked up? the reality of the situation is they don't have all of the answers. and i doubt that any answers you think are in those documents will give you any solace. but your insistence on not looking at the reality of the situation, only validates their belief that they won that day.

you still lost. you still lose.



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Thursday, March 19, 2009

you dumb fuck

had a call just as i sat down to dinner. some unknown entity is calling and leaving messages on my answering machine about the interest rate on my credit card. i'm on the federal no call list, but that doesn't seem to stop them. and i don't believe i have done business with them before, nor are they a political party, therefore they should be fined for calling me. the problem is i'm never home when they call so i just get irritated and delete the message.

so tonight i figured i'd try and talk to someone so the call went along the line of this:

poorly educated dumb fuck: i'm calling regarding the interest rate on your credit card.

me: which credit card are you calling about?

poorly educated dumb fuck: i work for both master card and visa

me: which of my credit cards are you calling about?

poorly educated dumb fuck: oh god *click*

yes, he was a poorly educated dumb fuck.

fortunately, i was able to get back to my lovely corned beef dinner (leftovers from last night. yummy.) before it cooled off. the only thing i should have done is asked for the company before then tearing into him. but not too shabby - i asked the same question twice and got a hang up. i wonder what it would take to do it in one question....


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musical confusion

the other day i posted a linky linky to molecast volume 1. here's a linky linky to molecast volume 2.

explanation time. volume 1 was a semi-random experiment. volumes 2-4 are a more random experiement.

volume 1 was born out of hearing Song of Seraphim on Top Gear. so i decided to see how quickly i could throw together a mix. i just grabbed a stack of songs and tossed them into the blender and that turned into volume 1.

volumes 2-4 was done differently, using my original idea. load a boatload of MP3s into Winamp, hit shuffle and the order in which Winamp picked 15 songs is what now makes up volumes 2-4.

no major editing (maybe a little fine tuning, boost volume, etc). 15 tracks. mashed into a single 160k MP3. tag it and throw it to the world. the only criteria is no artist can have more than 1 song on there.

why 15 songs? most songs average out to ~4 mins, so it should run ~1 hour. long enough to enjoy, short enough you don't get bored and turn it off.

why so random? why not and maybe i'll find or rediscover something. i'm not looking to censor anything, so be prepared to hear some weird shit. altho i must say that volumes 2-4 aren't that crazy.

unlike volume 1, i don't plan to post the songlist, but you want me to identify a particular song, feel free to ask.

i have 4 volumes so far. i may do more. i may not. i don't plan on keeping things posted for too long, so grab them while you can.

to quote Front 242:

W.Y.H.I.W.Y.G

what you hear is what you get.

molecast volume 1
molecast volume 2



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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

an experiment

just an experiment i've had in mind. if it works, great, if not, no matter. explanation to come later.

volume 1 is a little different than plans for later volumes should this work. similar concept, but later volumes will be different. feedback is welcome, good or bad, preferably after you listen.

Clicky Clicky
~90mb, 76 mins.

not safe for the easily offended.

i will expire the link in a week or two.

fin.



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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

and where do i go?

received the following email from microsoft and it confuses me (not that difficult i guess)

From: Windows Live for Mobile
Sent: Mon 3/02/09 8:11 PM
Subject: New mobile services from Window Live‏

Stay connected while hanging with the guys
Windows Live goes mobile. Stay in sync from the road on your web-enabled mobile device with the all-new Windows Live™ for mobile services!

Windows Live Homepage
Your online life, at a glance.
- View and update your personal message
- See what's new in your network of friends
- View your pending friends requests
- See how many unread emails you have

Windows Live Photos
Save, share and view photos wherever you're online – right from your phone
- You can upload new pics on the go
- Create albums and name your pics
- Even leave comments for your friends!

Windows Live Hotmail®
Get your email on the go and stay connected
- Send & receive emails
- Access your contact list
- Manage your folders


now this is all fine and good, however i have copied the exact content of the email, including any and all links that were included with the email.

i don't see any links or any information to tell me what to plug into my web-enabled phone. not a single shred of information. so, thanks for telling me, but as you neglected to tell me WHERE to look or WHERE to go, i guess you'll just have to miss out on my using your services as i don't know WHERE to to tell my phone to go.

sure i could look it up and figure it out, but you know what? like most people, i'm lazy and have to be told where to go. therefore, this is nothing short of a FAIL.


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