you dumb fuck

had a call just as i sat down to dinner. some unknown entity is calling and leaving messages on my answering machine about the interest rate on my credit card. i'm on the federal no call list, but that doesn't seem to stop them. and i don't believe i have done business with them before, nor are they a political party, therefore they should be fined for calling me. the problem is i'm never home when they call so i just get irritated and delete the message.

so tonight i figured i'd try and talk to someone so the call went along the line of this:

poorly educated dumb fuck: i'm calling regarding the interest rate on your credit card.

me: which credit card are you calling about?

poorly educated dumb fuck: i work for both master card and visa

me: which of my credit cards are you calling about?

poorly educated dumb fuck: oh god *click*

yes, he was a poorly educated dumb fuck.

fortunately, i was able to get back to my lovely corned beef dinner (leftovers from last night. yummy.) before it cooled off. the only thing i should have done is asked for the company before then tearing into him. but not too shabby - i asked the same question twice and got a hang up. i wonder what it would take to do it in one question....