Thursday, April 27, 2006

heh

i was complaining on saturday about how much scalpers are charging for tickets on the upcoming Tool mini-tour. the voice of Tool himself posted the following to their board.

THE FOLLOWING IS A MESSAGE FROM MJK

"Many people are complaining about the sold out shows. Relax. We're doing a full on tour at the end of the summer which goes almost everywhere. And in the new year, we'll go almost everywhere else. These are just a handful of warm-up dates. There's nothing much we can do to out wit the scalpers. If you have patience, just don't buy the tickets from them. just wait until August. Screw them. Believe me, if I could design a virus that would leave scalpers totally impotent, mute, and penniless, I would. Same goes for lawyers. (I have a whole different virus in mind for mini vans. More on that later.)"


glad he's not happy about it. i can wait until later this year. i'm sure i'll be listening to a whole bunch of shows shortly, and it won't be long before Coachella (3 days from now).

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Sunday, April 23, 2006

linkage

  • oh give me a fucking break. that's one of my all time favorite beverages...
  • what they aren't telling you is that when he was placed in his burial robes, it was a russian priest who did it. (xref VL & JS)

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  • the impatience of drivers

    i'm not the most patient driver sometimes, and anyone who has ridden with me when i get irritated knows that a flury swears go flying pretty quickly. (commuting is almost opposite for me, i've found resigning myself to the fact that it's going to be slow has done wonders for my stress levels while going to/from work. plus good music helps, so it's only people who do bonehead things that bug me.)

    anyways, per my usual sunday morning ritual, i head out to pick up the paper and my coffee. as i'm waiting my turn to pull into the parking lot, there are 3 cars heading towards me. the first car pulls into the lot. the second car slows down to give the guy room to turn so that he doesn't rear end him. after the first car has pulled into the lot, the second car continues rolling slowly, beginning to speed up.

    not fast enuff for car #3 who hits his horn and makes a gesture to get going. i chuckle, but i couldn't help but think that this guy hasn't figured out that it's SUNDAY and on SUNDAY there are these things that drive called SUNDAY DRIVERS. they tend to have slower reactions, drive more slowly, etc, etc. what, are you late for your 3 hour bible-brow beating? jackass. you couldn't wait 3 seconds for car #2 to speed up, sheesh. i might make a comment about how that person is being pokey, but i'm not going to tap my horn...

    then, as i'm heading back, paper, coffee and muffin aquired, there's a stretch of straight road that people have a tendancy to zip down (it's a 40mph zone). when it comes to driving around town, i tend to be a little more respectful (laugh if you like, but i prefer not to zip around small towns), especially on quiet sunday mornings. this nitwit decides that he wants to go zipping down (opposite direction of me) towards 93 and not a second after he blows by one of the side streets, do i see the familiar front end of the local police cruiser. he makes a right to follow and barely around the corner the familiar flashing blue lights are on.

    so the lesson of the day is this:

    sunday + rush = not so good idea

    maybe there really is something to being a sunday driver. so relax folks, take a lesson from the sunday drivers - plan ahead, take your time and enjoy driving. sunday is supposed to be a lazy day.

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    Saturday, April 22, 2006

    hehehehehehehe...

    doubt it will go anywhere, but i approve.

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    for shame...

    this fucking pisses me off.

    greedy pig fucking assholes.

    buy tickets only to scalp them. i want to go, i really do. but i wanted to pay my $66.66 for my ticket. (and i was willing to pay for the bend-me-over charges)

    but this is a fucking disgrace.

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    fuck....damn tiny theaters selling out in minutes...

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    Friday, April 21, 2006

    hahahahahahaha....

    i really do wish i had IFC...

    if that link doesn't work, click here and click on the link for the letter to anne. (field segment)

    takes a few moments to load on broadband, but it's worth it.

    (thanks CRandall)

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    follow up question

    jennkitty's reply to my question got me thinking about another question or two related to the question i posed last night.

    are there some people that you always tell where you are? and why can you be completely honest with one person and not another? what are the rules you use to determine who you WILL tell and who you MAY tell?

    and in answer to jennkitty's response, she asks, i say.

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    Thursday, April 20, 2006

    i stopped by b&n tonight and had a thought when i heard a conversation that went something like this:

    *phone rings* (stupid mp3 ringer, stupid song)

    hi.

    (obviously asked where are you?)

    i'm stuck in traffic on 95, there's some construction.

    (when are you going to be home?)

    i'll be home in a little while


    instead, she was looking over the scifi section with several books in her arm. it got me thinking, how often when someone calls us, do we tell the person calling the truth about where we are? i know i'm guilty of not admitting where i am at all times, but how often do we do it? or how frequently do we tell the other person where we aren't?

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    that was thoroughly depressing...

    lunch that is. i'm rather partial to having lunch with our little group, but TK is off on paternity, DC was in this morning, but in light of her current condition, i wasn't suprised to find out she went home early (at least she tries to come in), and RB is in SW doing deploys.

    so lunchtime arrives and there is no one to talk with. none of the usual bitching about co-workers. none of the usual talking in our own speak. no tales of pinkeye and crabcake, or of sykolyn. no stupid user stories. nothing.

    there's even good birthday cake (so several people have told me) and i'm just not interested (aside from being full from lunch). i thought uncle dunkin would provide a little boost, but even he's striking out this afternoon. oh well.

    hopefully tomorrow won't be an IRV day...

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    Monday, April 17, 2006

    *GASP*

    MUST GET TICKET

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    GAH!

    i fucking HATE when i see something that reminds me to look up something and then i immediately forget what it was i wanted to look at.

    fuck fuck fuck a duck...

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    Saturday, April 15, 2006

    ohboyohboyohboyohboy....

    i just listened (and am continuing to listen) to Vicarious (first single off of 10,000 Days). it's going to be hitting the radio on monday, but as i never really listen to the radio for anything other than NPR, i wanted to hear it. and i like it. a lot. i really like it. really really. i can't even really describe it other than to say that it's beautiful.

    i had no ideas of what to expect for this album and the only thing i heard was a brief review of the album as heard by a small group of people (DJ's, press) in australia and the album was described as being 'heavy'

    if this is the start, there is no question that this will be a continuing evolution, picking up right where Lateralus ended and mutating into something more.

    May 2nd seems like a long way away....

    TK - zombie and vampires are mentioned.
    Eva - HHH may be god, but MJK IS G-O-D.

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    Friday, April 14, 2006

    hippo bird day JJ

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    Tuesday, April 11, 2006

    yay.

    just filed my taxes. i didn't have to get things filed until next monday or so (tuesday i believe as monday is a state holiday) but it's done.

    the good news:

    uncle romney owes me money.

    the bad news:

    i owed uncle sam money. (i believe i groused about this back in late january/early february)

    the better news:

    uncle romney owed me more than i owed uncle sam so i come out a little ahead.

    woo.

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    Sunday, April 09, 2006

    my first FIB

    Pink

    Floyd


    Dark Side

    in quadraphonic

    is really really fucking cool

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    Friday, April 07, 2006

    to haiku or to fib?

    that is the question...

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    from the 'oh brother' files:

    microsoft is being sued by lucent and lucent wants microsoft to recall every xbox360.

    yeah.

    right.

    i wouldn't be suprised if microsoft just decides to buy lucent just to shut them up.

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    Monday, April 03, 2006

    there's someone in my head and it's not me

    wow

    somewhere along the lines of 16-17 years ago, i laid my hands on something i have yet to see again. i remember it vividly, rifling thru the used LP bin at a music store on Central Ave. in Albany. at the time, i was starting to get really heavy into Pink Floyd and wanted to get some of the records because i understood what they would ultimately mean to me, even back then.

    so here i am, looking thru the Pink Floyd section when i come across a copy of Dark Side of the Moon. it took me a moment to understand why they wanted $25 for it as the copy in front of it was considerably less ($5-7 most likely). then i noticted the little bright pink sticker stuck onto the plastic that had a profound little handwritten phrase on it.

    QUAD VERSION

    i suddenly realized what i was holding in my hand. and at that very same moment realized with much dispair, i didn't have $25 or a record player plugged into a system that could play in Quadraphonic. but i wanted it anyways, because it was an important recording.

    the basic idea of quadraphonic recordings was that you had sound coming from 4 distinct speakers - left front, left rear, right front, right rear. and back before the advent of dolby surround sound systems (dts, etc), this was the only way to hear something with more than 2 channels. it came out in the early 1970's, but never caught on, i think primarily to the need to buying a 2nd amplifier that would be hooked up to the rear speakers, so it was too expensive for most people. Pink Floyd was one of the few bands that attempted to take advantage of this, and while touring, were one of the only bands that actually employed a quadraphonic sound system with their live shows. i've read plenty of reviews of shows where people were amazed at how the cash registers at the beginning of Money sounded like they were coming from all over the place. Only 3 Pink Floyd albums were ever released in quad format -

    Atom Heart Mother
    Dark Side of the Moon
    Wish You Were Here

    i think i've managed to actually touch all 3 at one point in time or another, but was Dark Side of the Moon that left the lasting impression. (all were more than i could afford at the time)

    so, here we are, 16+ years later and i have my hands on the quad version of Dark Side of the Moon. thanks to the modern technology of DVDs, a halfway decent dolby surround amplifier and the internet, i have it. and for the first time in a few years, i've actually listened to the studio version of Dark Side of the Moon. and all i can say is wow. i know in 2003 for the 30th anniversary, an SACD version was released that had a redone 5.1 version, but i don't have a cd player that plays SACDs, so i can't hear it. (that was probably the last time i listened to studio version of Dark Side of the Moon)

    so, with eyes closed, volume up, i listened to a version of Dark Side of the Moon that most people have never heard before. and it was wow. i won't bother to try and review it other than to say i heard things that i hadn't heard before and that it was really fucking cool.

    really fucking cool.

    many years ago, Alan Parsons was the person responsible for engineering the quad version of Dark Side of the Moon, and in 1975, he wrote an article for Studio Sound magazine which is pretty cool talking a bit about it and the challenges of bringing it to life in concert. well worth a read.

    and this was well worth a listen. Us and Them has never been a favorite song of mine, but i enjoyed it in full glorious quad...

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    Sunday, April 02, 2006

    work continues to be busy. but i managed not to electrocute myself on friday afternoon, so that's a good thing. i was 'asked' to replace the batteries in one of our failed UPS (backup power thingie) and it took some time. i've learned that if you let the dead batteries sit for a little while, they get pregnant and don't want to come out nicely. so it took me a little while and some help to pull the fool thing apart (all the while expecting to be electrocuted, sure it was unplugged, but dealing with these things is a little nerve-wracking). fortunately, everything plugged in and i put it back together w/o blowing it up or electrocuting myself. and i even managed to plug a few servers back into it.

    now i get to do this 3 more times, and 2 of them are prolly in similar shape and will require me to pull them apart. blech...i'll have to charge my drill so i can use that to unscrew them.

    weather has been nice the last few days. a little bit of rain yesterday, but that was ok. we needed it. got to see 2 rainbows which was cool. one was really bright, the other not so bright. all the colors by the ground were really vivid which made it purdy. was F's bday so M&i took her out to dinner. she saw some place on 18 that she wanted to try so that's where we went. it wasn't bad, walking in it reminded me of one of those old style italian restaurants that has a layer of smoke hanging in the air (which this prolly would have had we allowed smoking in restaurants and bars)

    the food wasn't too bad, altho dessert could have been a little better. it was fun and we had a good time. tho my seat on the bench was kinda broken, so trying to sit and keep my balance was a little difficult. the fried calimari was quite tasty, and not overcooked. i had pork, M went with the veal and F went for the lamb. she ordered the dish i was going to order, so i went with a 2nd choice. not bad all around. and we all discovered that we don't care for mint jelly. i've never been a big mint person (changed a little recently) but we all tried it and it was waaaaaaay to spearamint bubblegum flavor.

    went to my cousin's wedding last weekend w/M. all in all it was a nice trip and it was cool to see my family. the reception was interesting because apparently there is something that says you can't serve alcohol with the meal (not sure if it was a country club rule, or a bumblefuck county rule (either is possible - the joys of living near the mason-dixon line i guess). in any event, i went into the reception with a near empty wine glass figuring that i didn't need to refill before going in. well, you could go in w/booze, but some of my cousin's managed to raise a bit of a stink over it. it was fun to watch.

    well, i'll drop my train of thought here. i'm actually tired so i'm thinking i'll crawl into bed to see if i can't make up for this spring forward thing.

    me tired....

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