Tuesday, July 26, 2005

what a bitch...

i don't particularly like bozette (or bozo for that matter) but bozette has this problem. she comes in late. she leaves early. she's always complaining about her boyfriend. current belief is that she got herself knocked up so that he wouldn't leave her. (apparently, he was getting ready to dump her dumpy ass, and all of a sudden she was pregnant.) they apparently fight all the time. she uses her kid as a crutch, and even forced someone in her department to reschedule their trip to China (she knew that this was going to happen) because her babysitter was going away for a few days that overlapped with the co-workers vaca, so rather than make other arrangements, she forced the vacation change.

anyways, i don't have a particularly high opinion of her (as if you couldn't tell), and what just happened doesn't help. i was coming back from the bathroom, very obivously walking towards the back door to the office as she was leaving (10 minutes early, after getting here late per usual) and she's holding the door open while she checks her purse to make sure she has whatever it is she was looking for (keys, ID, etc) and after determining that she had it, rather than wait a moment (sorry, i didn't run) and hold the door open for me, she heads off. she saw me. she knew i was going to want to get back into the office. but rather than wait the 5 seconds it took me to get to the door, she bolts.

and now that i give it a little more thought, i realize who she reminds me of (at least in part) - dippy the slutt (aka - dippy the shitt, dippyshit, fucking idiot, nimrod, lazy the fuck).

time to go home. to quote Roger Waters - you little shit, you're in it now! i hope they throw away the key!

1 comment:

TK8103 said...

My curiosity is getting the better of me, as I'm wondering who bozette is. there's a few that fit that bill in the office.