Wednesday, March 30, 2005

well, after seeing the news of Dune (cool) i figured i should write about what i wanted to write about originally.

i've noticed lately, when i've gone into the mens room at work, and it is empty, there is this phobia of flushing the urinal. now, the first thing i do is flush, attend to business, and then flush again.

when there is someone else in the bathroom, the odds of the urinal being flushed are pretty high, but empty the room, and all of a sudden, some 'manly' guy develops this phobia of flushing.

it's gross. and i don't want to see it, and i fail to see why there is such a phobia. hell, if you are that scared of flushing, WASH YOUR HANDS afterwards. i do that regardless, but i FLUSH, so i don't care, but i certainly don't like having to flush because some guy develops this phobia of flushing, or is it really that hard to raise your left hand chest high to pull the lever.

i wonder if someone designed a flush lever in the shape and feel of breast if that would help increase the odds of a guy flushing...most guys seem to be able to lift their hands up to chest level if given an opportunity to cop a feel...

fucking cowards...

1 comment:

TK8103 said...

Amen, that drives me insane! I read once that when you urinate, microscopic droplets fly through the air. The thought of breathing someone else's pe freaks me out. Thank God for motion sensitive urinals!