Sunday, August 20, 2006

depressing?

what the fuck does that mean? WGBX 44 (pbs) is showing Austrailian Pink Floyd (very cool of them, heard, but hadn't seen them yet) and some nitwit during the pledge break (it's that time of the year) called it 'depressing' that Dark Side of the Moon came out in 1973.

how in the holy fuck is that depressing? the fact that we continue to listen to it 33 years later proves that it is one of the classic albums of all time. 740+ weeks on the billboard chart, millions of copies sold, the fact that 1 in 14 people under the age of 50 own a copy (according to the wiki DSotM entry) is depressing? i love the album (but prefer Wish You Were Here or Animals) and enjoy listening to the umpteen versions of it i have. live (1972, 1973, 1974, 1975, 1994), studio, Pink Floyd, The Machine, Roger Waters, quadrophonic, whatever. it is just a classic, and one of my favorite ways to listen to it is the quad mix. kill the lights. plug in the DVD, close my eyes and turn it up.

how is that depressing? it's 45 minutes of refresh and recharge.

depressing.

you fucktard assclown.

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Saturday, August 19, 2006

can't sleep...clowns will eat me
can't sleep...clowns will eat me
can't sleep...clowns will eat me
can't sleep...clowns will eat me
can't sleep...clowns will eat me
can't sleep...clowns will eat me

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Thursday, August 17, 2006

we're home. had a great time on the left coast. tired as hell. details will emerge over time. lotsa pix taken.

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Saturday, August 05, 2006

hee hee hee...

found this on JWZ's blog so credit goes to him for amusing me.

those wacky victorians. who knew obituaries could be so humorous. JWZ as pulled some of the early entertaining ones, so look there if you want a taste of what is posted. some are certainly boring, but i'll give a taste here.

Thursday, May 12, 1887
A terrible accident occurred in the rolling mill of the Hubbard Iron company, at Hubbard,, Ohio, shortly after 2 o'clock on the morning of the 6th. Engineer Griffith Phillipps, aged 29 years in passing around the ore crusher oiling the bearings, was caught in the wheels and dragged into the crusher. He was mangled out of all semblance of humanity, the flesh adhering to the clogs. He leaves a wife and 3 children.

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Friday, August 04, 2006

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

one of my favorite foods is the simple avocado. unfortunately, i don't know many uses for it outside of guacamole, salads, sandwiches and sushi (a little toro, some avocado, spicy mayo, make it maki and roll in tobiko and you have one of my all time favorite sushi rolls, but i digress).

so i'm watching Good Eats and they are doing a show on avocados and did you know, that the word 'avocado' is a bastardized pronounciation of the Aztec word 'ahuacatl'?

and guess what that means.

TESTICLE!

hahahahahahahahaha...

it's fun being childish sometimes.

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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

i'd be in jail for this one...

one of the things kids do is break off branches from trees, and i've broken off plenty in my youth, but in this world that is going 1984 on us, this is fucking insane.

Children arrested, DNA tested, interrogated and locked up... for playing in a tree

By KHUSHWANT SACHDAVE, Daily Mail 22:27pm 23rd July 2006

To the 12-year-old friends planning to build themselves a den, the cherry tree seemed an inviting source of material.

But the afternoon adventure turned into a frightening ordeal for Sam Cannon, Amy Higgins and Katy Smith after they climbed into the 20ft tree - then found themselves hauled into a police station and locked in cells for up to two hours.

Their shoes were removed and mugshots, DNA samples and mouth swabs were taken.

Officers told the children they had been seen damaging the tree which is in a wooded area of public land near their homes.

Questioned by police, the scared friends admitted they had broken some loose branches because they had wanted to build a tree house, but said they did not realise what they had done was wrong.

Officers considered charging the children with criminal damage but eventually decided a reprimand - the equivalent of a caution for juveniles - was sufficient.

Although the reprimand does not amount to court action and the children do not have a

criminal record, their details will be kept on file for up to five years.

The parents of the children, who all live in Halesowen, West Midlands, say they are angry with police for treating their children as hardened criminals and accused officers of over-reacting.

The three, who have never been in trouble with the police before, were described as well-behaved and placid by their parents.

Amy's mother, Jacqueline, said

her daughter was left so traumatised by the police action last month she refused to sleep in her bed for a week.

Miss Higgins, 37, an office manager, added: 'Amy was scared bucketloads to be locked up in a cell knowing murderers and rapists have been sat in the same cells. The police action was completely unbalanced. These were children playing in a tree.

'The information taken by the police will be held on record for five years and Amy is worried it could affect her going to college or university.'

Sam's father, Nicholas, 52, said: 'The children did not deserve to be treated in the way they were. A simple ticking-off by officers would have been sufficient.

'The children didn't realise they were doing anything wrong, they didn't deliberately set out to damage the tree.

'Sam's eyes were swollen and red when they let him out of the cell as he had been crying. He is a placid child and has never been in trouble before.

'When I got the phone call from the police to say Sam was in custody I thought he'd done something-like steal something from a shop. I couldn't believe it when he said all he had done was break some loose branches off a tree.

'To detain them, DNA them and treat them that way was simply cruel and an over-reaction by the police. Generations of children have played in that tree and my son and his friends won't be the first to have thought of building a tree den.'

Mr Cannon, who said Sam had difficulty sleeping shortly after the incident, has written to the police to complain about the action taken.

Superintendent Stuart Johnson, operations manager at Halesowen police station, said: 'I support the actions of my officers who responded to complaints from the public about "kids destroying" an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it, in an area where there have been reports of anti-social behaviour.

'A boy and two girls were arrested and received a police reprimand for their behaviour.

'West Midlands Police deals robustly with anti-social behaviour. By targeting what may seem relatively low-level crime we aim to prevent it developing into more serious matters.'

Rod Morgan, chairman of the Youth Justice Board for England and Wales, said the police action appeared to be unnecessary.

'It's my opinion that too many children are being criminalised for behaviour that could be dealt with informally by ticking them off and speaking to their parents.'

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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

hey buster...

it's hot hot hot out there.

it's pretty sad when they tell you that the night time temp is expected to be 80 and humid. yuck. long live my a/c and 3 cheers for it being COLD and DEHUMIDIFYING.

and today wasn't the worst of it, the worst is yet to come. my little forecastfox buddy is telling me that it will be 101 tomorrow. and humid. so the heat index will be pushing 109/110. it's gonna suck. yay uncle dunkie (secure site???). it sucked when i left work and the confines of climate control. i opened the door to outside and it was like hitting a brick wall. a sensation i was able to feel again when i left the supermarket.

i thought i might try seeing if i could put together some sort of duct system to move some of the cold air from my a/c into the living room, but after giving it a little thought, i thought better of the idea. it might help a little, but it wouldn't work as well as i'd like, and by the time i got it working the way i'd like, i could buy a 2nd small a/c. so here i sit with a fan blowing on me which is helping. i may move into my bedroom which would make things nicer. at least it's looking like this weekend will be nice.

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edit: damn...i should have saved this article. now i don't remember what it was for...

damn...he caught himself

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Monday, July 31, 2006

politically incorrect alphabet

heeheehee

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Sunday, July 30, 2006

my landlords are fucking cool.

they really are. a part of me will be sad when i have to move out, but i really do like my landlords. LO invited me (and M) to KO's 40th suprise birthday party, and much fun was had by all.

KO figured something was going on, but he didn't know what exactly was going on and that was good. plus it was good that i didn't actually feel like a 3rd wheel. usually, i do, but this time i was able to chat with people which was fun.

so, happy b-day KO. 40. the big 4-0. i have a few years, but you seem to be taking it in stride.

and right now, i have more alcohol in my blood than blood, so i'm pleased that i'm able to actually type. *laugh*

i'm gonna take a quick shower. and then watch farscape.

i just wish they would figure out this concept of airing episodes in order. last week was near the end of season 3 and now they air the near the end of season 2.

what the fuck people....

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Friday, July 28, 2006

about fricking time...

i have FINALLY been able to witness a major thunderstorm. my first of the season. i think there may have been a few that passed thru during the night, but pretty much from the time i fall asleep until dawn, i'm absolutely dead to the world so if the end of the world comes while i'm asleep, i'll just pass away in the night.

but it was quite nice to actually be able to enjoy it. it started out a little slow with lotsa rain and then it let up, but then everything started getting heavier again and i was enjoying it. the only thing that would have been more enjoyable was if there was some way i could be in the middle of a field where i don't get electrocuted. but for nearly an hour, we had a nice set of rumbles, flashes, a few fire engines, and a few really good cracks. i even managed to see a few really nice lightning bolts, the nicest was in a shape of a T and Y overlayed. flashed several times, followed by corresponding cracks. it was loverly.

i did see a few other nice bolts, but that was the nicest.

now if only we'd get these more often...and it wouldn't knock out my dsl.

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Monday, July 24, 2006

and in unrelated news tom...

pictures of the infamous molius have now surfaced with vacationing members of the of the 501st on their Duck Tour of Boston. these are some of the only known pictures of this elusive and some thought, mythical molius. where will he surface next? we don't know. back to you tom.

thank you diane for that completely pointless story.

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Sunday, July 23, 2006

hooray monkey suit!

JJ & i were able to find me a monkey suit at kohls so i'm pleased. the pants need to be tailored, but i think it will do just fine. they were also doing a buy the jacket, get the pants for free, but when i went to pay, it didn't come up as that, so i explained that the sign said so. she had to call, but it gave her a chance to ask several times if i wanted to open a kohl's charge and save 10% on this purchase. i appreciate that they have to ask, but lady, saying 'no thanks, not interested' 5 times might actually mean that i NOT interested. so she then asked as she rang it in whether it was a gift with bonus or a price correction. i'd say it was a price correction. but she seemed inclined to go with the gift w/bonus, but decided that maybe we were right and it was a price correction. nitwit. the other thing that bugged me slightly was she stuffed my newly aquired SUIT pants into a plastic bag, much like a crappy bagger at a supermarket. excuse me, i don't want them wrinkled. well, any more wrinkled than they already are. i know i need to get them tailored and cleaned, but still, sheesh.

so after we left the store, we paused so i could hang my pants on the hanger. (which decided to fall off the hanger when i got home, but that's ok) so i have my monkey suit. the nice thing was i tried it on and JJ and i both decided that if it fit, then you must acquit...err buy it. it was what i was willing to pay and the "free" pants were helpful. so once i had it, we were both like 'ok, now what?'. we didn't think i'd luck out this quickly. so we drove around, visited uncle dunkie for liquid refreshment and then played some putt putt. strangely, i'm a much better putt putt player when i play one handed. go figure. we had fun, so that's all that mattered. there were 2 little kids that were flying thru, not quite understanding that golf (be it regular or putt putt) is meants to be played at its own pace. but we did wonder if there was a speed putt putt. maybe that could be an olympic sport.

hooray beer!

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Saturday, July 22, 2006

(the empire!) quack! quack!

members of the 501st, New England Garrison were invited on a Duck Tour by one of the drivers who was a real trip. she was a riot and it was a lot of fun. so TK asked if i was interested and with M overseas in the fine german city of dusseldorf on buisness, i figured it would be fun, and it was.

we had the white duckboat and it was just fun to drive around the city and see people's reactions. it was funny. some people were suprised, some amused, some tried to ignore us (there is nothing to see here, these aren't the droids you are looking for) and a few people snapped their heads. there was one SUV that we drove past and the people in front were staring and as we were driving in the opposite direction, the back window rolled down and a woman stuck her head out to try and see us. it was pretty funny.

it was pretty funny when we were in the river and the question of whether someone wanted to drive, people pointed at the AT-AT driver so she was the pilot of the duckboat. (something about all you ever see is the backs of their heads). there was a funny moment (i thought so cuz i caught the reference) about how cambridge has the largest collection of genetic companies, and they are still working on the long-tailed hamster (bloom country reference).

it was suprising at how quickly time flew. we left around 7pm and we got back around 830, but it didn't seem like it was that long. good time had by all i'd say.

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Friday, July 21, 2006

what a pain in the ass

having been someone who takes pains to keep my computers running, i find it more than mildly frustrating when i do manage to get someone.

i'm not going to name it, but it appears to have been installed from a site that loaded when clicked on a link accidentally. but once it got its hooks in, what a pain in the ass to get rid of it.

thankfully, there was a site that had a VERY VERY useful utility that was able to wipe things clean so my laptop is now nasty bug free. yay useful utility and thank you to those responsible for constructing it. it worked beauteously.

thank you kindly.

and yet ANOTHER reason to use firefox

yay firefox!

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