Monday, June 05, 2006

that's a bright idea

i got a funny thing in the mail today - Phantom Fireworks sent out a flyer advertising...get this - FIREWORKS!

apparently they are opening a few new stores up north in the kentucky of the north (as a friend would say). so what better way to drum up business than to encourage those of us in massy2shits to break the law and purchase incendiary devices that are illegal to own or set of in the fine commonwealth of massy2shits.

at last check, the only people that were allowed to transport and/or display fireworks in the state are those with proper licenses. so here i sit in front of my laptop with the flyer to its left wondering just how many people are going to break the law, head north to northern kentucky, purchase fireworks and then transport them across state lines and set them off at some point in the future.

yay Phantom Fireworks. congrats on encouraging people to break the law.

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