random shiznit

quote of the moment:
"i've been eating a lot of pine needles. i know they are high in vitamin C and chlorophyll."

backstory: there is a diseased pine tree that is on the property line between two homes. both neighbors agreed that the tree needed to come down. apparently, the people coming to remove the tree had arrived and this nutjob lady asked what was going to happen to the tree. someone says that it will be turned into firewood. so what does nutjob lady who agreed that the tree had to be removed do? she scampers up the tree and is now refusing to come out of it. what the fuck does she think they are going to use the tree for? building homes? that would sure inspire confidence for me to buy a house with a wooden beam made from a diseased tree. idiot...

• not quite as satisfying as the real thing, but it's still fun. virtual bubblewrap
  
• file under HOLY SHIT! (that's fucking cool as hell)
  
• WOO HOO!