the random things that go thru my mind

this has been going thru my head for a while now on and off, so i'll post it here in a vain attempt to excise it from my brain for the moment.

i found this on this site, but i learned it with slightly different lyrics, so those changes will be posted here.

-The Hearse Song-
-A Traditional Children's Rhyme

Did you ever think as the hearse goes by,
that you may be the next to die.

They'll wrap you up in a great big sheet,
and toss you down about 6 feet deep.

It all goes well for about a week,
and then your coffin begins to creak.

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
the worms play pinochle in your snout.

They eat your clothes, they eat your hat,
they crawl in skinny, they crawl out fat.

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
they eat the jelly between your toes!

Your stomach turns a slimy green,
and pus pours out like whipping cream.

You spread it on a slice of bread,
and that's what you eat when you are dead!