what the FUCK does this mean?

Man shot by Cheney has 'silent' heart attack

what the fuck is a SILENT heart attack? is that like a silent fart? or is that like a ninja heart attack? what's a loud heart attack? did you hear, jim-bob had a loud heart attack! really? how loud was it? dude, it went to 11

c'mon people, a heart attack is a heart attack. we use words like 'mild' or 'massive' a lot of the time, but a heart attack is just that. a heart attack. no heart attack is good, and the fact that this guy had one is even worse, adding to the fact that it appears to be buckshot induced (courtesy of our Vice-Monkey Fuhrer). so, if he dies, does that means he had a minor death? oh, a SILENT death.

the media is a fucking joke these days, and this only helps cement that reputation as a waste of our time. i think we get more 'fair and balanced' new reporting from The Daily Show. so let's call a spade a spade.

• fact: Vice-Monkey Fuhrer "accidentally" shot Harry Whittington.
  
• fact: Harry Whittington survived the ordeal.
  
• fact: Harry Whittington had a heart attack.
  
• fact: Harry Whittington is 78 years old.
  
• speculation: Harry Whittington had a stressful job as a lawyer. (ok, that's just plain funny. a friend of the Vice-Monkey Fuhrer working hard. hahahahaha...)
  
• apparent fact: some buckshot, fired from the Vice-Monkey Fuhrer's rifle got into Harry Whittington's blood stream.
  
• apparent fact: said buckshot appears to have caused a HEART ATTACK.
  
• fact: Harry Whittington is in the hospital.
  
• fact: Harry Whittington has (as of this rant) not died from the apparent buckshot induced HEART ATTACK.
  

so where does that leave us? i'll boil it down into basic facts for us all and we can all go on our merry way.

a fucking idiot shot another idiot in a hunting "accident". the idiot who was shot has suffered a HEART ATTACK as a result of lead poisoning.

so there you go. now the big question is this:

should Harry Whittington die as a result of the buckshot that was discharged from a rifle used by our creepy Vice-Monkey Fuhrer, will the Vice-Monkey Fuhrer be charged with murder?

that's what i'd like to know. but i think we already know the answer to that question. but i'll pose it anyways.

(thanks to M for finding this one. Happy Vday)