Thursday, August 31, 2006

today's driving lesson(s)

well, i spose 2 really. yesterday on my way into the office after spending some time in one of our other offices, there was a guy in a BMW in the right lane (the slow lane folks, speed lane is on the left) and he went flying by me (i was going ~70mph) and then he started making some quick (and risky) lane changes just so he could keep going way to fast for traffic and he winds in the left lane (that's the speed lane) only to wing his way back and go diving into an exit (on the right). i hadn't slowed down and you know what? i was ~7 seconds behind him.

i really have to wonder if those 7 seconds are really that valuable. he certainly thought so, but it was a shame that the cops that will sit there during the morning commute weren't there at that time.

and today's lesson is:

don't cut off a dump truck.

on the way home today, traffic was pretty heavy (nothing new) but moving and behind me for a while was a dump truck. i reached a spot where things were a little more open so i sped up a bit (only to slow back down a few moments later) which opened up a bit of a gap between the dump truck and my car. all of a sudden, i hear a truck horn sound and i see a livery car pulling in front of the dump truck. unfortunately, when this guy did his lane shift, he didn't wait an extra moment to give a little more room so he basically cut the truck off.

d'oh!

as it happened, the right lane (the slow lane) cleared and the next thing i saw in my rear view mirror was the dump truck come flying up and then cut the livery car off. ouch. it was close, but funny how the livery car all of a sudden started leaving space between him and the dump truck.

and now for something completely different

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

heh

here's a new tact

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late night funny

i haven't watched letterman much but last night i saw a little bit that he did that was titled "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches". it showed 3 from 3 presidents.

in order:

  1. Franklin D. Roosevelt: "All we have to fear, is fear itself"
  2. John F. Kennedy: "Ask not, what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country."
  3. George W. Bush: "I think I saw a guy spittin' in a can"


and some video humor for you.
Daily Show: President Bush debates Governor Bush

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Saturday, August 26, 2006

long frakking day

start: 620am
in office: 820am
end: 1010pm

the good news is we are pretty much done. for the most part. there are still some things to do, but the bulk of the stuff we needed to get done has been completed.

hopefully we can get things pretty well wrapped up tomorrow before the acid test on monday.

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Friday, August 25, 2006

and so it begins...

GA just came out and asked if it was ok to start migrating data from old servers to our new ones in preparation of the active directory upgrade that is just about to happen. i just saluted and off he went back to the server room to kick things off. and so begins a new chapter in the IS department here.

the last 30 mins or so were kind of restful. things are quiet enuff at this time of day that i semi-dozed off. heeheehee.

and in preparation for tomorrow, i have a nice 19" dell LCD monitor on my desk. it's purty. and i can't keep it says DH. but i can use it this weekend to watch Pinky and The Brain which was supplied to me by my younger westward sibling. (anyone interested in getting me Animaniacs is welcome to)

but basically all i need to do is be here. DH wants an IS presence while GA & co. do their voodoo so i get to sit here for most of the day tomorrow, so i'll watch Pinky, read more of Chapterhouse: Dune. and i also need to start sifting thru the 400+ pictures M&i took on our left coast adventure the other week. so that is my plan for tomorrow. i'm hopeful that we'll be able to get everything done tomorrow, but as they didn't touch the new exchange box today (GA said they might be able to start building it during downtime this afternoon), i have the feeling that won't be done until tomorrow with the full upgrade done until sunday. that sucks as it kills my entire weekend. oh well. the price i have to pay to get the title. at least they are doing all the work, so if something gets fucked up (they swear it won't), it's their fault and not mine. i'm kinda glad that i'm not doing the hands on migration. it's a lot of work. fortunately they have done this a few times, so they have some sense of what to look out for. it's really only a few servers that are going to be truly affected, and the rest should just fall into place.

i'll try and put together some sort of summary of our west coast adventures as well, but we had a really good time in both PDX and SFO, so as trips go, it was really good. never been to either place, and we liked both. flights between BOS and LAS sucked, but the shorter flights were a little better, well, flying into PDX from LAS was rough, but more because we were tired of flying by that point.

anyways, i'll try to write something up, and maybe a few pictures as well. more later, maybe.

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heh

is satan evil or merely misunderstood?

this blog entry has a possible answer.

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Thursday, August 24, 2006

Sunday, August 20, 2006

depressing?

what the fuck does that mean? WGBX 44 (pbs) is showing Austrailian Pink Floyd (very cool of them, heard, but hadn't seen them yet) and some nitwit during the pledge break (it's that time of the year) called it 'depressing' that Dark Side of the Moon came out in 1973.

how in the holy fuck is that depressing? the fact that we continue to listen to it 33 years later proves that it is one of the classic albums of all time. 740+ weeks on the billboard chart, millions of copies sold, the fact that 1 in 14 people under the age of 50 own a copy (according to the wiki DSotM entry) is depressing? i love the album (but prefer Wish You Were Here or Animals) and enjoy listening to the umpteen versions of it i have. live (1972, 1973, 1974, 1975, 1994), studio, Pink Floyd, The Machine, Roger Waters, quadrophonic, whatever. it is just a classic, and one of my favorite ways to listen to it is the quad mix. kill the lights. plug in the DVD, close my eyes and turn it up.

how is that depressing? it's 45 minutes of refresh and recharge.

depressing.

you fucktard assclown.

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Saturday, August 19, 2006

can't sleep...clowns will eat me
can't sleep...clowns will eat me
can't sleep...clowns will eat me
can't sleep...clowns will eat me
can't sleep...clowns will eat me
can't sleep...clowns will eat me

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Thursday, August 17, 2006

we're home. had a great time on the left coast. tired as hell. details will emerge over time. lotsa pix taken.

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Saturday, August 05, 2006

hee hee hee...

found this on JWZ's blog so credit goes to him for amusing me.

those wacky victorians. who knew obituaries could be so humorous. JWZ as pulled some of the early entertaining ones, so look there if you want a taste of what is posted. some are certainly boring, but i'll give a taste here.

Thursday, May 12, 1887
A terrible accident occurred in the rolling mill of the Hubbard Iron company, at Hubbard,, Ohio, shortly after 2 o'clock on the morning of the 6th. Engineer Griffith Phillipps, aged 29 years in passing around the ore crusher oiling the bearings, was caught in the wheels and dragged into the crusher. He was mangled out of all semblance of humanity, the flesh adhering to the clogs. He leaves a wife and 3 children.

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Friday, August 04, 2006

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

one of my favorite foods is the simple avocado. unfortunately, i don't know many uses for it outside of guacamole, salads, sandwiches and sushi (a little toro, some avocado, spicy mayo, make it maki and roll in tobiko and you have one of my all time favorite sushi rolls, but i digress).

so i'm watching Good Eats and they are doing a show on avocados and did you know, that the word 'avocado' is a bastardized pronounciation of the Aztec word 'ahuacatl'?

and guess what that means.

TESTICLE!

hahahahahahahahaha...

it's fun being childish sometimes.

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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

i'd be in jail for this one...

one of the things kids do is break off branches from trees, and i've broken off plenty in my youth, but in this world that is going 1984 on us, this is fucking insane.

Children arrested, DNA tested, interrogated and locked up... for playing in a tree

By KHUSHWANT SACHDAVE, Daily Mail 22:27pm 23rd July 2006

To the 12-year-old friends planning to build themselves a den, the cherry tree seemed an inviting source of material.

But the afternoon adventure turned into a frightening ordeal for Sam Cannon, Amy Higgins and Katy Smith after they climbed into the 20ft tree - then found themselves hauled into a police station and locked in cells for up to two hours.

Their shoes were removed and mugshots, DNA samples and mouth swabs were taken.

Officers told the children they had been seen damaging the tree which is in a wooded area of public land near their homes.

Questioned by police, the scared friends admitted they had broken some loose branches because they had wanted to build a tree house, but said they did not realise what they had done was wrong.

Officers considered charging the children with criminal damage but eventually decided a reprimand - the equivalent of a caution for juveniles - was sufficient.

Although the reprimand does not amount to court action and the children do not have a

criminal record, their details will be kept on file for up to five years.

The parents of the children, who all live in Halesowen, West Midlands, say they are angry with police for treating their children as hardened criminals and accused officers of over-reacting.

The three, who have never been in trouble with the police before, were described as well-behaved and placid by their parents.

Amy's mother, Jacqueline, said

her daughter was left so traumatised by the police action last month she refused to sleep in her bed for a week.

Miss Higgins, 37, an office manager, added: 'Amy was scared bucketloads to be locked up in a cell knowing murderers and rapists have been sat in the same cells. The police action was completely unbalanced. These were children playing in a tree.

'The information taken by the police will be held on record for five years and Amy is worried it could affect her going to college or university.'

Sam's father, Nicholas, 52, said: 'The children did not deserve to be treated in the way they were. A simple ticking-off by officers would have been sufficient.

'The children didn't realise they were doing anything wrong, they didn't deliberately set out to damage the tree.

'Sam's eyes were swollen and red when they let him out of the cell as he had been crying. He is a placid child and has never been in trouble before.

'When I got the phone call from the police to say Sam was in custody I thought he'd done something-like steal something from a shop. I couldn't believe it when he said all he had done was break some loose branches off a tree.

'To detain them, DNA them and treat them that way was simply cruel and an over-reaction by the police. Generations of children have played in that tree and my son and his friends won't be the first to have thought of building a tree den.'

Mr Cannon, who said Sam had difficulty sleeping shortly after the incident, has written to the police to complain about the action taken.

Superintendent Stuart Johnson, operations manager at Halesowen police station, said: 'I support the actions of my officers who responded to complaints from the public about "kids destroying" an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it, in an area where there have been reports of anti-social behaviour.

'A boy and two girls were arrested and received a police reprimand for their behaviour.

'West Midlands Police deals robustly with anti-social behaviour. By targeting what may seem relatively low-level crime we aim to prevent it developing into more serious matters.'

Rod Morgan, chairman of the Youth Justice Board for England and Wales, said the police action appeared to be unnecessary.

'It's my opinion that too many children are being criminalised for behaviour that could be dealt with informally by ticking them off and speaking to their parents.'

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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

hey buster...

it's hot hot hot out there.

it's pretty sad when they tell you that the night time temp is expected to be 80 and humid. yuck. long live my a/c and 3 cheers for it being COLD and DEHUMIDIFYING.

and today wasn't the worst of it, the worst is yet to come. my little forecastfox buddy is telling me that it will be 101 tomorrow. and humid. so the heat index will be pushing 109/110. it's gonna suck. yay uncle dunkie (secure site???). it sucked when i left work and the confines of climate control. i opened the door to outside and it was like hitting a brick wall. a sensation i was able to feel again when i left the supermarket.

i thought i might try seeing if i could put together some sort of duct system to move some of the cold air from my a/c into the living room, but after giving it a little thought, i thought better of the idea. it might help a little, but it wouldn't work as well as i'd like, and by the time i got it working the way i'd like, i could buy a 2nd small a/c. so here i sit with a fan blowing on me which is helping. i may move into my bedroom which would make things nicer. at least it's looking like this weekend will be nice.

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edit: damn...i should have saved this article. now i don't remember what it was for...

damn...he caught himself

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